I’ve just moved into the garden shed at no. 9 The Ovaries.
Beautiful small garden with large rhododendrons. Lovely views.
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Scotton Pinkney
I’ve just moved into the garden shed at no. 9 The Ovaries. Beautiful small garden with large rhododendrons. Lovely views.
Aaaah, I see my good friends have surfaced aagain!
ReplyDeleteI know several families in 'The Ovaries', and somehow, they all have the same names, titles, and physical/mental attributes, the main (noticeable) one being a tendency to walk into the village, lpeer blankly at rows of vegetables, buy a turnip or sometimes a swede, then wander back home again!
It's been known that seven members have been seen simultaneously outside the food bank, picking things up and putting them back again!
Don't try and communicate with them, Miranda would become volatile if anyone I knew did that!
My good friwnd Scrobs is sending this as my Amstrad has failed me yet again, during a game of 'Devil's Crown!
Mannerings! As I laugh and fart! You’re still alive! What joy.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Miranda sends her love, and if I could, I'd have the gorgeous Bunty Binstock around for a snifter if I could find her telephone number!
ReplyDeleteMiranda pranged the long wheelbase for the third time last week, so I;m sending her on a Katie Price Driving Course this weekend, and that means several hours in 'The Bells' with copious pints of Sheps 'Winter Bastard' (8.7% ABV)
I envy you your warm cosy home life. The shed is spartan even to my frugal tastes. I have dined on some onions that were hung up for winter, a half finished packet of Spangles, two scented candles and a bottle of either homemade birch wine, or it could possibly have been a mix of two-stroke for the mower.
ReplyDeleteA lot of fertilizers and weedkillers are pretty god with tonic, or maybe a splash of ginger ale!
ReplyDeleteA close friend/enemy, often exists for days on Winalot biscuits and a sort of cheese you find in bird's nests. And did you know that you can eat an egg even after it's a year old? You'll die of course, but well after the event!
I meant 'Good' not 'God', but reading it all again, I think it might be an improvement!
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